Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
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