I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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