'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
A+ Viking dick
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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