Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
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