Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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