Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
