I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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