thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
There r osticjed everywhere
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Oh god it's open bar.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
