Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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