We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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