How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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