Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
You're earring is so big in my mouth
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
whose ass print is on the piano?
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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