i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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