That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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