do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
what do 4 police cars, 1 ambulence, and 2 fire truycks have in common?.... My driveway
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
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