So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
When you wake up, I have a unicorn coloring book, crayons, mini cupcakes, and booze.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Randomize
