I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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