I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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