he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
