Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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