margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
wow bdsm is so cute
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