I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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