Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
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