I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
I legit just quacked out loud at a duck on campus. Realized after that there were people around me, they looked at me funny...
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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