Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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