there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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