So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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