Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
My first STD was from a foam party
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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