Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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