Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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