his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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