I am puke
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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