the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
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