She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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