I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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