3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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