Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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