OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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