i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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