Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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