Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
