So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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