i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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