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it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
this will be a night to untag.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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