Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Can I color on your dick again?
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
My penis needs a shock collar
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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