I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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