...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Randomize
