so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
He told me they were just razor bumps!
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
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