just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
Randomize
