The only thing I want to hear out of a girl's mouth tonight is, "slurp".
it was like having sex with a tree stump
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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